Tech Jokes · 2026-11-10
A woman is preparing dinner for her 50th anniversary...
A woman is preparing dinner for her 50th anniversary...
Everything is perfect. The placement of the cutlery, the food, everything. Her husband told her that he'd be home by 5:30. However, it turns 5:30, and he's not home. She assumes it's traffic, so gives him another 20 minutes. 6:00, and still nothing- not even a phone call. 7:00. The food has gone cold and some is starting to attract flies. It rains, and she hates herself for having the meal outside. It's now 8:00, and she decides to call her husband up.
"Ok, where the fuck are you?!"
"Honey, please, calm down"
"No! Where are you?"
"Well, do you remember the other day we were in town, and you saw that ring you really liked?"
Her voice starts to calm now "Yes dearie?"
"Well I'm in the pub opposite."
Everything is perfect. The placement of the cutlery, the food, everything. Her husband told her that he'd be home by 5:30. However, it turns 5:30, and he's not home. She assumes it's traffic, so gives him another 20 minutes. 6:00, and still nothing- not even a phone call. 7:00. The food has gone cold and some is starting to attract flies. It rains, and she hates herself for having the meal outside. It's now 8:00, and she decides to call her husband up.
"Ok, where the fuck are you?!"
"Honey, please, calm down"
"No! Where are you?"
"Well, do you remember the other day we were in town, and you saw that ring you really liked?"
Her voice starts to calm now "Yes dearie?"
"Well I'm in the pub opposite."
Source: Reddit.