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One-Liners · 2026-11-03

A man kidnaps a 5 year old girl.

A man kidnaps a 5 year old girl.

He puts the girl in the boot of his car and drives to the woods.

Once he arrives he takes the girl by the hand and starts walking into the woods.

"I'm afraid" the little girl says

"How do you think I feel, I'll have to walk back on my own"

Source: Reddit.

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