Work Jokes · 2026-11-07
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really pissed. She said, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. His wife woke up to find a gift wrapped box in the middle of their driveway. Confused she went to check it out.
She opened it and found a weighing scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
His wife was really pissed. She said, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. His wife woke up to find a gift wrapped box in the middle of their driveway. Confused she went to check it out.
She opened it and found a weighing scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Source: Reddit.