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Work Jokes · 2026-11-07

Three guys in a car for get pulled over for speeding.

Three guys in a car for get pulled over for speeding.

So the office walk over to car and says, I have already made my quota so if the length of your dicks can reach 1 foot I won't give you a ticket. So the first guy pulls out is dick and it 6 inches, the second guy pulled out his dick and its 5 inches, the third guys say so are we splitting the tickets or am I paying for it.

Source: Reddit.

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