Animal Jokes · 2026-11-10
A woman takes her duck to the vets
A woman takes her duck to the vets
A woman is worried about her pet duck and takes it to the vets.
The veterinary lays the duck on the table and begins the examination.
In walks a cat who sniffs the duck up and down, meows and walks out. Next a dog walks in, sniffs the duck, barks and walks out.
The vet turns to the woman and says sorry your duck is dead. That'll be £250 please.
Why is it so expensive?, asks the woman, you've done nothing.
The vet replies it's £100 for the cat scan and £150 for the lab report.
A woman is worried about her pet duck and takes it to the vets.
The veterinary lays the duck on the table and begins the examination.
In walks a cat who sniffs the duck up and down, meows and walks out. Next a dog walks in, sniffs the duck, barks and walks out.
The vet turns to the woman and says sorry your duck is dead. That'll be £250 please.
Why is it so expensive?, asks the woman, you've done nothing.
The vet replies it's £100 for the cat scan and £150 for the lab report.
Source: Reddit.