It was a dark and stormy night

It was a dark and stormy night

And there was a Russel in the bushes. There were a couple of friends by a camp fire and they were singing all of there favorite songs and so the night went on. Before one of the fellas from the group went to bed in his tent, he noticed that one of his friends was missing. He screamed and shouted for his name. After what seemed like hours he finally got a reply and some huge fart. Yeah m8 sorry m8 i took a massive shit in the bushes. (read the first line if you didn't get the joke)