Two boy scouts were hiking in the woods. Then suddenly one of them is bit by a rattlesnake.

Two boy scouts were hiking in the woods. Then suddenly one of them is bit by a rattlesnake.

Boy 1: "Where did it bite you?"
Boy 2: "I think it got me on the dick"
Boy 1 calls their scoutmaster and asks what to do
Scoutmaster: "Listen here son, you're going to have to suck the poison out"
Boy 1 hangs up the phone and takes a long pause.
Boy 2: "Well? What did he say to do?"
Boy 1: "He said you're going to die."