A men's rights activist lies upon his death bed

A men's rights activist lies upon his death bed

"Please grant me one last wish" he sez.

"Anything" his loved ones reply.

"Help me make the world a better place."

His loved ones exchange a few looks. The silence agitates the mra and in his irritation he says, "don't be thick. You know what I mean: crush up a fistful of those seconals and make me a Kevorkian scotch and soda."