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One-Liners · 2026-11-03

One bright day in the middle of the night...

One bright day in the middle of the night...

Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back, they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard all this noise
He went and shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story's true
Ask the the blind man...
He saw it too

Source: Reddit.

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