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Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-06

Before marriage vs. after marriage

Before marriage vs. after marriage

Before marriage:

Him: Great! Finally the day I have been waiting for is about to arrive. I am so excited!

Her: Is it still possible to call it off?

Him: No, don't even think about it!

Her: Do you love me?

Him: Of course!

Her: Will you betray me?

Him: No. Why would you even think about that?

Her: Can you come here once and give me a kiss?

Him: Of course, and certainly more than once!

Her: Will you ever hit me?

Him: Never!

Her: Can I trust you?

For after marriage, read from the bottom to the top.

Source: Reddit.

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