Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-06
Before marriage vs. after marriage
Before marriage vs. after marriage
Before marriage:
Him: Great! Finally the day I have been waiting for is about to arrive. I am so excited!
Her: Is it still possible to call it off?
Him: No, don't even think about it!
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Of course!
Her: Will you betray me?
Him: No. Why would you even think about that?
Her: Can you come here once and give me a kiss?
Him: Of course, and certainly more than once!
Her: Will you ever hit me?
Him: Never!
Her: Can I trust you?
For after marriage, read from the bottom to the top.
Before marriage:
Him: Great! Finally the day I have been waiting for is about to arrive. I am so excited!
Her: Is it still possible to call it off?
Him: No, don't even think about it!
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Of course!
Her: Will you betray me?
Him: No. Why would you even think about that?
Her: Can you come here once and give me a kiss?
Him: Of course, and certainly more than once!
Her: Will you ever hit me?
Him: Never!
Her: Can I trust you?
For after marriage, read from the bottom to the top.
Source: Reddit.