A man gets back from his honeymoon...

A man gets back from his honeymoon...

...and all his work buddies gather round to ask him how it went. The first guy asks, "So how many times did you get it on?" "Oh, we didn't, she's got a herpes outbreak." Everyone's sympathetic saying that's too bad when the next guy asks "So how come you just didn't do her in the butt?" "Well she had diarrhea." Another chimes in with "Did you at least get a blowjob?" "Well she has pyorrhea too." All the guys are stunned silent, finally one of them asks, "Soo, ummmm, why did you marry this girl?"
Cuz she's got worms too, and I *LOVE TO FISH!!!*