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Sports & Games · 2026-11-11

Marriage is like a fire.

Marriage is like a fire.

If you put the logs too close together the fire grows too hot and burns out quickly. If you put the logs too far apart the fire goes cold. The trick is having the logs just the right distance apart.

And every once in a while you have to use your poker.

Source: Reddit.

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