It's called 'electricity'!

It's called 'electricity'!

Teacher: Name one invention that has made our lives easier.

Mary: Computers

Teacher: very good Mary!

Charlie: Internet

Teacher: Excellent!

Johnny: Electri'kitty'

Teacher: I'm sorry what?

Johnny: *loudly* Electri'kitty'

Teacher: Johnny, it's called Electricity. Say Electri'city'

Johnny: Yes ma'am, electri-electri'kitty'

Teacher: I need to talk to your parents

**a day later**

Dad: what happened?

Teacher: your son has a little speech impediment

Dad: impossible! There's no such thing in him!

Teacher: wait, I'll show you! Johnny say 'electricity'

Johnny: e-e-electri'kitty'!!

Dad: By God! You are correct!

Teacher: we really don't know how he has this impediment but he needs to learn proper pronunciations or he'll be held back!

Dad: Do not do that! He can do everything else better and as far as his impediment goes, I'll turn the world upside-down to find out why he has it. At the end of the day, you, as a teacher, should try to respect his capa'kitty'!