I need some ode to love...

I need some ode to love...

My darling, my lover, could have been wife,

Marrying you would have messed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


Kind, intelligent, loving and very hot;

This describes everything you are not.


I love your smile, your face and your eyes,

I'm really DAMN good at telling lies!


My feelings for you, no words can tell,

Except maybe I want you to 'Go to hell!'


What inspired this amazing rhyme?

A half bottle of vodka and one part lime!