A redneck cop comes upon a traffic accident...

A redneck cop comes upon a traffic accident...

He sees that the driver has been torn apart and strewn across the highway. He proceeds to take down his report.

"Arm... On in the ditch..." <starts writing> "A... R... M... In the D... I... T... C... H..."

Walks a bit further...

"Torso... T... O... R... S... O... in the ditch... D... I... T... C... H..."

Walks a bit further...

"Leg... In the car... L... E... G... in the C... A... R..."

Walks a bit further...

"Head... On the highway... H... I... W... erm... H... I... W... U... Uhhh...." <kick> "D... I... T... C... H..."