Can you help me remember on old joke?

Can you help me remember on old joke?

I figure you guys could help me. I've been trying to remember a joke I (over)heard as a kid.
What I remember is that there were 3 things a woman could do but a man couldn't. I can't remember the structure of the joke, just 2 of the points which were:
-She could bleed for 5 days without dying and
-She could bury a bone without digging a hole
For 30 years, I've been trying to remember the third thing and I can't. Can you guys help me?

*An old joke. not On.