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One-Liners · 2026-11-03

A piece of string wanted to get into a club

A piece of string wanted to get into a club

A piece of string wanted to get into a club that didn't let in pieces of string. So he twisted himself up, and frayed his top end.
The bouncer asked "Hey, aren't you a piece of string ?"
The piece of string said "No, I'm a frayed knot"

Source: Reddit.

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