Animal Jokes · 2026-11-12
Two men are hunting in the woods...
Two men are hunting in the woods...
...when one has to take a piss. After a couple of minutes he comes back screaming that he'd been bitten by a snake on his dick. He begs his friend to call for help. His friend calls 9-1-1 and they tell him that he is going to have to suck the poison out. He hangs up and returns to his friend. The man said, "What'd they say?" And his friend says, "That you're going to die."
...when one has to take a piss. After a couple of minutes he comes back screaming that he'd been bitten by a snake on his dick. He begs his friend to call for help. His friend calls 9-1-1 and they tell him that he is going to have to suck the poison out. He hangs up and returns to his friend. The man said, "What'd they say?" And his friend says, "That you're going to die."
Source: Reddit.