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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-13

Two buddies are golfing

Two buddies are golfing

When all of a sudden one of them falls down clutching his chest.

The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911

"911 what's your emergency?"

"Help! I think my friend just died!"

"Okay, calm down, the first thing you need to do is determine if he's truly dea-"

*THWACK THWACK THWACK*

"Yeah, he's dead alright. Dead and toothless. Okay what's next?

Source: Reddit.

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