Two hunters are sitting in a deer stand.

Two hunters are sitting in a deer stand.

The first one excitedly tells his buddy about the new binoculars he just bought "The image on these is razor-sharp. You can even see my house from here. Take a look!"

The second one takes a look and casually asks "What would you do if your wife cheated on you with your best friend?"

"Well first I would shoot her in the head and then I'd shoot his dick off."

"Take aim then, you might be able to do it with a single shot right now."