Work Jokes · 2026-11-09
A man tells his boss raising his child is a full-time job
A man tells his boss raising his child is a full-time job
His boss responds, "WHAT? YOU'RE LEAVING FOR A NEW JOB, BOB?"
Bob says, "That's right Henry... I'm leaving."
But the joke here is that millions of parents, unlike Bob, have to have two full-time jobs, where their bosses, both men and child, gleefully wring out as many hours from their lives as they desire, in their greedy body parts.
His boss responds, "WHAT? YOU'RE LEAVING FOR A NEW JOB, BOB?"
Bob says, "That's right Henry... I'm leaving."
But the joke here is that millions of parents, unlike Bob, have to have two full-time jobs, where their bosses, both men and child, gleefully wring out as many hours from their lives as they desire, in their greedy body parts.
Source: Reddit.