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Sports & Games · 2026-11-12

For an upcoming Avengers movie, this is what I want:

For an upcoming Avengers movie, this is what I want:

For one of the Avengers movies, I want the team to face against a cosmic threat made of godly Tailors and Seamstresses, weaving a tangled web of rampant destruction across the galaxies until they make it to Earth.

When they enter the Earth’s atmosphere in a giant spaceship, cylindrical and metallic, I want Captain America to look up at the bell-like space vessel and as his team of heroes gather behind him in the shadow of the tubular, descending contraption, I want him to mutter at the exact moment of the realization of what’s coming towards them:

“Avengers…a thimble!”

Source: Reddit.

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