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One-Liners · 2026-11-03

Cure for crabs

Cure for crabs

Doc told me to go get a huge a huge bucket of popcorn at the movies, and salt the hell out of it. When you have a piece, you give a piece to the crabs, one for one. Then when they get up to go get a soda, change seats.

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