Just trying to stay warm

Just trying to stay warm

I lay there with my love in bed on a chilly day as I furiously rub my feet on the bed

"What the fuck are you doing?"she asks.

"I'm using friction to create heat to warm my feet" I answer.

"Your thighs are cold, you should rub those too." She says

"They only rub when I walk" I reply

"But you're not walking" she tells me.

"That's the problem" I say