Everyday Situations · 2026-11-05
Chinese torture number one...
Chinese torture number one...
A man wakes up in his top floor apartment and finds a small rock on his chest with a small note attached, it reads 'Chinese torture number one - rock on chest'.
Thinking nothing of it the man crosses to his window and throws the rock out of it, before noticing a small note on his outside window ledge, 'Chinese torture number two - rock tied to left testicle'.
The man launches himself out of the window after the falling rock, instantly deciding that falling to his death is better than the alternative.
As the man plummets towards the ground, he sees a large message painted on the rapidly approaching road, 'Chinese torture number three - right testicle tied to bedpost'.
A man wakes up in his top floor apartment and finds a small rock on his chest with a small note attached, it reads 'Chinese torture number one - rock on chest'.
Thinking nothing of it the man crosses to his window and throws the rock out of it, before noticing a small note on his outside window ledge, 'Chinese torture number two - rock tied to left testicle'.
The man launches himself out of the window after the falling rock, instantly deciding that falling to his death is better than the alternative.
As the man plummets towards the ground, he sees a large message painted on the rapidly approaching road, 'Chinese torture number three - right testicle tied to bedpost'.
Source: Reddit.