Some Arnie jokes

Some Arnie jokes

My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger.

She'll be back.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.

He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".

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A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians.

They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes. The actors that are chosen;

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Director says, “Sylvester, you be Beethoven. Bruce, you be Mozart.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says, “I’ll be Bach.”