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Everyday Situations · 2026-11-05

So a woman is being held hostage...

So a woman is being held hostage...

There's a man robbing her as she's tied to a chair in her livingroom with a blindfold on. He tells her to quietly count to 100 and proceeds to start looting her home.

As he's doing this he hears the woman behind him counting "one.....three....five....seven..". The man turns around and asks her " why are you counting like that?"

The woman stops, sniffles and says "BECAUSE I CAN'T EVEN!!"

Source: Reddit.

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