Tech Jokes · 2026-11-14
Fitbit bit
Fitbit bit
9 out of 10 doctors agree that masturbation is a healthy part of the human exercise regimen. Fitbit automatically tracks your masturbation sessions to ensure that they are more productive, and will even notify you via mobile app (iOS 9+ or Android 4.2+ only) if you need to "pick up the pace"!
Fitbit - Helping you make a better you.
9 out of 10 doctors agree that masturbation is a healthy part of the human exercise regimen. Fitbit automatically tracks your masturbation sessions to ensure that they are more productive, and will even notify you via mobile app (iOS 9+ or Android 4.2+ only) if you need to "pick up the pace"!
Fitbit - Helping you make a better you.
Source: Reddit.