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Tech Jokes · 2026-11-14

I need a punchline for this joke

I need a punchline for this joke

I need a punchline for this question:

What's the difference between Starbucks and funeral home?

I was asked this question this weekend when I told someone to meet me at a Starbucks, and I was waiting at the funeral home down the street, but I feel like there has gotta be a great punchline for it out there.

I have an okay punchline, but I figured the Internet could supply me with better.

Source: Reddit.

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