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Sports & Games · 2026-11-13

A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him...

A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him...

A man is at a sellout football game with an empty seat beside him. The guy behind him notices that the seat is empty and asks him why.

"My wife recently passed away. We have season passes and she never missed a game" the man said.

"I'm very sorry to hear that" replied the man behind him. "Couldn't you have invited one of your friends to come with you to fill the seat?"

"Oh no!" The man replied. "They're all at the funeral".

Source: Reddit.

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