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Animal Jokes · 2026-11-14

You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly

You Can’t Teach an Old Dog to Fly

A woman called our airline 
customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.

“Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to…

Source: Reddit.

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