Tech Jokes · 2026-11-15
Apple could actually crack the San Bernardino iphone without compromising security!
Apple could actually crack the San Bernardino iphone without compromising security!
All they have to do, is build a led room, where no wireless signal could penetrate, stick 4 engineers in there for 4 weeks, make sure they can't come out, make them code their asses off, get it cracked, pass only the cracked information to the FBI who have zero knowledge on programming, have them analyze the information and pass that information by word of mouth to the CIA.
Then have the CIA kill all of them.
All they have to do, is build a led room, where no wireless signal could penetrate, stick 4 engineers in there for 4 weeks, make sure they can't come out, make them code their asses off, get it cracked, pass only the cracked information to the FBI who have zero knowledge on programming, have them analyze the information and pass that information by word of mouth to the CIA.
Then have the CIA kill all of them.
Source: Reddit.