History & Politics · 2026-11-04
Donald Trump gets elected as President of the United States of America
Donald Trump gets elected as President of the United States of America
His first move as President, he says, is to 'remove the terrorist threat of ISIS'.
And to do this he plans to drop a nuclear bomb on Syria, with the aim to 'kill 4000 Muslims and one blonde girl with massive boobs'.
One of his senior advisors leans forward and asks: "Why the blonde girl with massive boobs?"
"*You see!*" Trump Says, "No one gives a shit about the Muslims."
His first move as President, he says, is to 'remove the terrorist threat of ISIS'.
And to do this he plans to drop a nuclear bomb on Syria, with the aim to 'kill 4000 Muslims and one blonde girl with massive boobs'.
One of his senior advisors leans forward and asks: "Why the blonde girl with massive boobs?"
"*You see!*" Trump Says, "No one gives a shit about the Muslims."
Source: Reddit.