Sports & Games · 2026-11-13
James Bond is called in to FIFA
James Bond is called in to FIFA
Contacted by a panicked FIFA, Bond is informed that they have recieved a demand for $1bn, with a threat to grusomely murder top footballers every day until it is paid. The note says that the best player in the world will be fed into a woodchipper at midnight.
"Oh dear" says James. "That'll be Messi"
Contacted by a panicked FIFA, Bond is informed that they have recieved a demand for $1bn, with a threat to grusomely murder top footballers every day until it is paid. The note says that the best player in the world will be fed into a woodchipper at midnight.
"Oh dear" says James. "That'll be Messi"
Source: Reddit.