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One-Liners · 2026-11-03

Be very careful when you go out on the street late at night

Be very careful when you go out on the street late at night

yesterday at around 8:30pm some bastard who was wearing a black top pulled out a pair of scissors at me, luckily I was quick and pulled out a rock because if I had pulled out a paper he would of won.

Source: Reddit.

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