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One-Liners · 2026-11-04

Be careful

Be careful

Be careful when you're walking out at night on the street, yesterday at around nine this guy walked up to me and pulled out a huge rock and started to run towards me, luckily I had the agility to pull some paper out of my pocket before he could do anything. Good thing I didn't have scissors lmao.

Source: Reddit.

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