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One-Liners · 2026-11-04

Be very careful when you go out on the street.

Be very careful when you go out on the street.

Yesterday at around 8:30pm a punk who was wearing a black sweatshirt pulled out a pair of scissors at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I'd pulled out paper, he would have won.

Source: Reddit.

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