Animal Jokes · 2026-11-14
Man's Best Friend
Man's Best Friend
Leo bought a dog for his wife, Linda, and the day he brought the dog home it bit her. Two days later Linda died.
At the funeral service, Leo's co-worker, Bob, arrives and finds a large group of men already queued up to meet the bereaved family members.
Bob takes the long line to expresses his condolences. When he speaks to Leo he observes, "Wow, I didn't know Linda was so popular with so many guys here to pay their respects."
Leo replied, "Oh, them? No - they're here to buy the dog."
Leo bought a dog for his wife, Linda, and the day he brought the dog home it bit her. Two days later Linda died.
At the funeral service, Leo's co-worker, Bob, arrives and finds a large group of men already queued up to meet the bereaved family members.
Bob takes the long line to expresses his condolences. When he speaks to Leo he observes, "Wow, I didn't know Linda was so popular with so many guys here to pay their respects."
Leo replied, "Oh, them? No - they're here to buy the dog."
Source: Reddit.