I have a dead-end job and I'm a bit slow. But at least my mom loves me.

I have a dead-end job and I'm a bit slow. But at least my mom loves me.

She does sometimes criticize my job though. She often tells me what I should have been instead. First off mom, I'd love to get paid to do cocaine but I'm not a gorgeous 18 year old chick so a blow job is out of the question. Secondly, I don't even know what the meaning of "borted" is, so how could I be one?

Still love ya though mom. Sincerely, Miss Steak (why would you name your son that anyway mom? T-bone is a better steak-themed name for a guy)