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One-Liners · 2026-11-04

Be careful when you go out on the street

Be careful when you go out on the street

Yesterday around 7am, a bastard who was wearing a black sweatshirt and black sweatpants tried to rob me by pulling a pair of scissors on me. Luckily I had the agility to grab a rock off the ground, because if I only had paper I would've lost.

Source: Reddit.

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