[WP]The most depressing stand-up comic in the world takes the stage and his first joke is . . . .

[WP]The most depressing stand-up comic in the world takes the stage and his first joke is . . . .

I'll start:

"So after my parents died in a car crash, I was devastated. Couldn't eat or sleep for weeks. But hey, at least no one is going to molest any future grandkids, amiright?!?!?!?!?!"