The Enema.

The Enema.

One night during a Broadway performance, the curtain suddenly came down and the stage manager stood before the audience.

"I'm sorry," he said, "but we have to stop the show. The leading man just died!"

After a gasp from the crowd, a little old lady in the balcony shouted, "Give him an enema!"

"Madam, maybe you didn't hear me! The man is dead!"

"Give him an enema!" she yelled again.

"Are you crazy or something?" retorted the stage manager. "The man is dead. An enema can't help him!"

"It couldn't hurt!"