Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe.

Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe.

Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe, to partake in some low-profile, low-pressure acting. On his first night on board, the first scenario is a meeting of famous classical composers from throughout history.

"Let's plan our roles before we go on stage," says the troupe leader. "I'll be Mozart."

"I'll be Vivaldi," says a member.

"I'll be Handel," says another.

"What about you, Mr. Schwarzenegger?" says the leader slyly. "What role would you like?" He grins widely and expectantly.

Arnold thinks for a second. He finally raises his finger and says:

"...I'll be Beethoven."

At the end of the night he wonders why the troupe performed that sketch so half-heartedly.