Married couple in their 40s walk into a marriage counselor's office.

Married couple in their 40s walk into a marriage counselor's office.

Counselor: What seems to be the problem?

Immediately both husband and wife begin complaining about each other's faults.

Counselor: Whoa, wait. Let's try again and this time, let's try to talk about areas you have some common ground.

Husband: Well, neither of us suck dick.