A magical mirror will suck in anyone who lies to it.

A magical mirror will suck in anyone who lies to it.

A skinny brunette goes up to the mirror and says "I think I'm fat" Boom sucked in. A redhead goes up to the mirror singing a Stevie Wonder song and says "I think I can sing soul music" Boom sucked in. Finally the blonde goes up to the mirror and says "I think---" Boom and the mirror sucks her in!