A man and his girlfriend are finally at their wit's end...

A man and his girlfriend are finally at their wit's end...

They have been in a relationship for 5 long years, and it's clear that they must break up. The woman is a very serious person, and feels that her boyfriend can't take her needs seriously, as he is constantly making jokes.

She looks at him and in a broken voice asks, "So...is this it?"

The man looks back, and a tear leaks out as he looks at her and replies,

"No, this is Patrick."