Actual conversation I had with a friend

Actual conversation I had with a friend

Friend: My Kelly Clarkson references have been stronger since you been gone

Me: they're killing me

Friend: You just need to catch your breath.

Me: I'll walk away now

Friend: so you're independent?

Me: Why do you have to make everything so complicated

Friend: What the hell man, that's Avril Livegne, not Kelly Clarkson