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School & Education · 2026-11-05

So I was talking with Neil deGrasse Tyson...

So I was talking with Neil deGrasse Tyson...

And he mentioned how he got a BA from Harvard, an MA from University of Texas at Austin, an MPhil from Columbia, and a PhD from Columbia.


And I was like, "MPhil? That sounds soooooo made up."


That's right. I just gave Neil deGrasse Tyson a third-degree burn.


I'll show myself out.

Source: Reddit.

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