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One-Liners · 2026-11-04

I was in a pie contest today...

I was in a pie contest today...

I was in a pie eating contest today, we were only allowed to use our mouths and had to keep our hands at our side the whole time. Even though I lost, it was the best pie I ever had hands down.

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Source: Reddit.

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