Relationship Jokes · 2026-11-08
Two gladiators are fighting in a colosseum
Two gladiators are fighting in a colosseum
The first is easily beating the second, having already cut off his right arm. Luckily, the second is ambidextrous so he switches his sword to his left hand. They spare for another couple of minutes before the first cuts off the second's left arm as well.
The second gladiator runs up to the first and starts kicking him and attempts to bite him. The first tries to make the second just give up, but he won't quit, so the first cuts off the legs of the second. The second finally submits saying "You win, I have been unarmed and defeated."
The first is easily beating the second, having already cut off his right arm. Luckily, the second is ambidextrous so he switches his sword to his left hand. They spare for another couple of minutes before the first cuts off the second's left arm as well.
The second gladiator runs up to the first and starts kicking him and attempts to bite him. The first tries to make the second just give up, but he won't quit, so the first cuts off the legs of the second. The second finally submits saying "You win, I have been unarmed and defeated."
Source: Reddit.